Don't have much inspiration to rant about anything pretty much now. I am performing at a talent show tonight toastmasters open day. Gonna be interesting
I got one of these scam e-mails and am posting it here, why? because one part of it cracked me up. They ask for confidentiality, wahahaha
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I am Nick Osler,Director of Investment management, SMITH & WILLIAMSON Private Banking. I am contacting you concerning a deceased customer and the investment he placed under our bank management three years ago. I would respectfully request that you keep the content of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.I am making this contact with you based for a need of an individual/company who is willing to assist me to stand as the next of kin to my deceased client.
Being the deceased financial consultant before his untimely and sudden death and since i am the only one who has the knowledge of the vaulting company in Europe where these funds ($30million) was moved to and can move this deal forward to it's successful end once we conclude to work together.It is a task well worth undertaking.According to practice, the vaulting firm will by the end of this financial quarter broadcast a request for statements of claim, failing to receive viable claims they will most probably revert the deposit back to SMITH & WILLIAMSON Private Bank.
What I propose now is that if you are the relative to my client please let me know. I alone have the deposit details and the vaulting firm will release the deposit to no one unless I instruct them to do so. I alone know of the existence of this deposit for as far as SMITH & WILLIAMSON Private Bank is concerned, all outstanding interactions in relation to the file are just customer services and due process. The vaulting firm has no single idea of what is the history or nature of the deposit. They are simply awaiting instructions to release the deposit to any party that comes forward. This is the situation.
My proposal is that; you share similar details to the late fellow; I am prepared to place you in a position to instruct the vaulting firm to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you.Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you in half. I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that would have drawn a straight line to me and my involvement in claiming the deposit.
I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is for you to betray my confidence.Hope to hear from you soon if you are interested.
Nick Osler
Gmail: nosler.08
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No reason why I should protect the privacy of the scammer ;p
Monday, March 31, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
Don't Tread on me
So the parliment has been dissembled and up for re-elections in May. I notice that, pretty much no one really had any kind of sympathy for the parliment.
It even ended w/ no meaningful/progressive projects qued. The last actions of teh parliment b4 dssmissing it was related to personal attacks w/ members of the government. Not saying that members of the government are angels
The change we're expected to make as voters is gonna be hard w/ the new 5 districts system, I still can't c what kind of outcome would come out of this system which is completely stupid imho and I base that on the sole fact that a voter will not have true representation in the parliment, atleast 60% of those who claim to represent you wouldn't have been voted on by you. One day we will just wake up and thnk, is that really the will of the people? Thats the outcome?
I was contemplating simply not voting, but I think we're still too immature to understand what voters abstinance means so, I recommend everyone votes so your voice is heard. Although with this system the impression I get is like "we don't care about your opinion, we'll just choose a random bunch and we'll call them your reps."
Well to put an end to this rant, I'd like you guys to check this song... this is the original music video. I know Kuwaities would be able to relate.
It even ended w/ no meaningful/progressive projects qued. The last actions of teh parliment b4 dssmissing it was related to personal attacks w/ members of the government. Not saying that members of the government are angels
The change we're expected to make as voters is gonna be hard w/ the new 5 districts system, I still can't c what kind of outcome would come out of this system which is completely stupid imho and I base that on the sole fact that a voter will not have true representation in the parliment, atleast 60% of those who claim to represent you wouldn't have been voted on by you. One day we will just wake up and thnk, is that really the will of the people? Thats the outcome?
I was contemplating simply not voting, but I think we're still too immature to understand what voters abstinance means so, I recommend everyone votes so your voice is heard. Although with this system the impression I get is like "we don't care about your opinion, we'll just choose a random bunch and we'll call them your reps."
Well to put an end to this rant, I'd like you guys to check this song... this is the original music video. I know Kuwaities would be able to relate.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Brain FreeZZZ
So I decided to paste a forward, since its "educational"
Nine words women use...
1.)
Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.)
Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.)
Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.)
Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.)
Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.)
That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom a n can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.)
Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.)
Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.)
Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh,
cause they know it's true.
Nine words women use...
1.)
Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.)
Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.)
Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.)
Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.)
Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.)
That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom a n can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.)
Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.)
Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.)
Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh,
cause they know it's true.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Manic Depression
Mania (source, wikipedia) is a severe medical condition characterized by extremely elevated mood, energy, and unusual thought patterns. There are several possible causes for mania, but it is most often associated with bipolar disorder, where episodes of mania may cyclically alternate with episodes of clinical depression. These cycles may relate to diurnal rhythms and environmental stressors. Mania varies in intensity, from mild mania (known as hypomania) to full-blown mania with psychotic features (hallucinations and delusions).
Manic patients may need to be hospitalized to protect themselves and others.A mnemonic used to remember the symptoms of mania is DIGFAST: [4]
- D = Distractibility
- I = Indiscretion
- G = Grandiosity
- F = Flight of ideas
- A = Activity increased
- S = Sleep (decreased need for)
- T = Talkativeness (pressured speech)
God help all these patients and their families through manic episodes.
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