Toastmasters Humor speech

I just signed up for a humor speech contest, another one of those just do it don't think. I have to present it this Saturday and now I am in the proces of brain storming.
Basically it is not a comedy show, its a topic taht you pick up and present it in a humorous way. The time is 5-7 minutes.
So I am trying to pick a topic right now and I asked if I could use politics for example, it was recommended that I stay away from politics and religion. The problem is after getting used to the daily show and stuff, politics is like my favorite topic to make fun of its such an easy target
So far my list has:
-privacy (RFID chips could enrich the speech)
-Media (Propaganda focus)
Anyone has any ideas whatsoever?

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1- Changed the profile pic used the sketch app in facebook recommended by me friend nomad. pretty cool huh?

2- 1st official "Ice Breaker" speech Toast masters tonight. Craming the speech as we speak now lol.

3- well just a recommendation; stay away from salmyiah and gulf road if you have something to do and need to get there fast. People are getting in the spirit causing the streets to "clog"

Bloody red Rose black background

...Really bring's back memories.

Wish I could still communicate with the old #BloodRose gang, but u have no idea the turn that was. Well wish you all guys teh best

Ya Okay

That was my reaction to most.
when I say most, its just generally my reaction.. I can't argue anymore.. people just say teh stupidest shit and they say stuff taht r so wrong at soo many levels am like ahh ahh, u know what? w/e makes u happy

Iran Offline?

Slashdot.org sites an article regarding the cable cuts and how they put the mideast offline

hmm perfectly put ;)

Information control? is it even possible at this day and age?

*Note Iran is not entirely offline, just like Kuwait though their connection is suffering

Hello

Hello everybody (supposed to emulate Dr Nick's accent but anyways.)
Too many things happening in a short time but they'r more or less one time investments.
So a lot to do and ... Well lots so, irregularity warning